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From the desk of the Editor in Chief, Hiram Snooks of the Snookie Gazette.
The PR firm of EMSI (Emissaries of the Mystical Snookies Incorporated) have an announcement to make! -They are opening a new office in Snookton!
NOW PAY ATTENTION!
NOTICE: Be it known:
Whereas, it is common knowledge that the Snookiest of all the Snookies are the Snookie Reporters, always sneaking and snooking about to find a good story to tell.
Whereas, as a matter of efficiency, EMSI is now the official public relations firm to receive all inquiries and public information requests concerning The Great City of Snookton.
Whereas, Snookton is wishing to expand its Library presence throughout the land, and other realms of interest, it hereby declares it is now open to all forms of distribution, whether being on E-Snook, YouSnook, FaceSnook, or even the old Snookie way of buying an actual Snookbook.
It is therefore declared to all those who wish to go a-snooking in the grandest of fashion they should contact EMSI asap for their soon to be available informational packet.
The Honorable Sidney Snookers, Mayor
Born and raised in the in the town of Snookton, J. L. Baumann was the one to go to whenever you had a good story to tell. Often, he was sought out to chronicle the of adventures of many a Snookie who had just returned from the brink of being lost in their own imagination. No one truly knows just how old J. L. Baumann is, but then again, no one really knows how long a Snookie lives either. So, where do all the Snookies come from in the first place, you might ask? It is said that they were born within the dreams of a child. And why are they always going on adventures, you say? Well, “that is precisely what Snookies do,” -is the answer to that. Now, if you really want to learn more about the author, I suggest that you read The Chronicles of Snookton, starting with The Adventures of Mackenzie.
-J.L. Baumann, Grand Poohbah of the Snookies.