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From the desk of the Editor in Chief, Hiram Snooks of the Snookie Gazette.
The PR firm of EMSI (Emissaries of the Mystical Snookies Incorporated) have an announcement to make! -They are opening a new office in Snookton!
NOW PAY ATTENTION!
NOTICE: Be it known:
Whereas, it is common knowledge that the Snookiest of all the Snookies are the Snookie Reporters, always sneaking and snooking about to find a good story to tell.
Whereas, as a matter of efficiency, EMSI is now the official public relations firm to receive all inquiries and public information requests concerning The Great City of Snookton.
Whereas, Snookton is wishing to expand its Library presence throughout the land, and other realms of interest, it hereby declares it is now open to all forms of distribution, whether being on E-Snook, YouSnook, FaceSnook, or even the old Snookie way of buying an actual Snookbook.
It is therefore declared to all those who wish to go a-snooking in the grandest of fashion they should contact EMSI asap for their soon to be available informational packet.
The Honorable Sidney Snookers, Mayor